The time has come to reunite with those who shared the experience of SUPR, and it comes on the anniversary of one of the most pivotal historic events in human history. Let's start from the beginning. It was a cloudy day in the city of Palo Alto that fateful July. Frankly, it was a rather dull and ordinary day by any standard, and business went on as usual. But there was an inexplicable sense of expectation in the air, felt by all, but ignored as a figment of their imagination. It was if the entire universe was a compressed spring, ready to release at a moment's notice. And release it did.
In a phenomenon that is explained in the history books as humanity's first contact with another sentient species (this occurred roughly a decade before the great lizard uprising), all of the cows on Earth acquired a sudden awareness of their surroundings which can only be described as frighteningly human. Their message, one predicted long before by the great prophet C. Fillet, was simply "eat more chicken".*
And eat chicken is what we will do. Chicken that is brined and marinaded with love and care, infused with the essences of rosemary, thyme, and, of course, garlic. Accompanying this feast will be other assorted meats, and a variety of vegetables, seasoned with dill and, of course, garlic.
Distinguished members of Stanford's esteemed optical society, mark your calendars, for this gathering is set to happen at the Allen patio on July 10th at 5:00PM.
-David Sell, Social Chair
*The events depicted here are not canon, and the sentience of all cows will not be taken into account when planning future food related gatherings.